I have the greatest girlfriend in the world. If you think I'm exaggerating, please read on.
This past Saturday was BAD (Boyfriend Appreciation Day), which is a holiday that she made up just so she could spoil me even more than she already does. For starters, on BAD eve, she got me peanut M&Ms (my favorite). For BAD, she took me to play golf in the afternoon. (My little 90's shooter hit some great shots.) After golf, she took me to a great little Italian place called Momo's. The few bites of my meal I was able to eat were delicious - My Ash Potato has a tiny habit of always thinking the food on my plate looks way better than whatever she ordered. Then we went back to her place for dessert and one of my favorite movies (which will remain nameless lest I look like a real pansy).
As you can plainly see, my Ash Potato is simply the best girlfriend there is.
Thank you babe.
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Will you create a "Yee Gad" day? -You'll entirely enjoy girlfriend appreciation day.-
Are all Texas women like this? I'll need to move to Dallas if they are.
You are a lucky man, Lando.
And T.I. says hi. Luda was shooting a video, but he sends his regards.
Yep, you're a lucky man, Lando! You couldn't ask for a better girlfriend. Good thing you appreciate your little Ash potato. She's definitely one of a kind.
I think BAD should be semi-annual, don't you? It was way too much fun to occur just once a year.
ash potato?
poodle you are hilarious, that's what i was thinking.
I taught her everything she knows... you are welcome.
I just wanted to let you know you get away with alot because she doesn't like to be called Ash
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